Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Randomize
