I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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