Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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