I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
