I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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