Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Randomize
