It's just like the Real World with babies
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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