I must be too annoying 4 u.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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