whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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