used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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