Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
