I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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