You don't have asthma, your pregnant
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Randomize
