sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
