I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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