Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You ruined the universe
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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