The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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