ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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