Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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