Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
