he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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