I'm drive I can fine osifer
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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