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If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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