i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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