it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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