there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
