She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Betty ford says i'm here all night
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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