I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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