By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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