is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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