Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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