No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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