Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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