After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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