So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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