STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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