just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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