Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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