it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think a kid would responsible me up
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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