Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
