ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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