Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
