R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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