It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Come see our sink grown plant.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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