The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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