There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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