i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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