Me. At least after what I've been through.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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