It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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