i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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