Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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