It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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