i think my tv is drunk
Apparently you make a good broom.
she looked like the before picture.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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