On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Is Oprah even human
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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